lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

positivehealthymodel:

2wentysixletters:

I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY 

I love this

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

the-personal-quotes:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!

the-personal-quotes:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!

daftwithoneshoe:

sirlightbulb:

communistweed:

sirlightbulb:

i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well

yeah they’re always so nsync

YOU FUCKING DIDNT

Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.

tetedetele:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

“‘DOG GOES MEOW’, HUH? I’LL SHOW YOU WHO GOES MEOW, MOTHERFUCKER!”

tetedetele:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

“‘DOG GOES MEOW’, HUH? I’LL SHOW YOU WHO GOES MEOW, MOTHERFUCKER!”

awwww-cute:

Who said ducks and dogs couldn’t be friends?

awwww-cute:

Who said ducks and dogs couldn’t be friends?

fucksebastianstan:

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

at this point, i think marvel owes us a scene in the next avengers movie where natasha is like wHERE WERE ALL OF YOU?

"it was serious, clint" 
"yeah but i had a thing"
"PEOPLE DIED, CLINT.”

in an alternate scenario: clint is like “WELL YEAH I WAS BUSY. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALL OF EURASIA GETTING WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH” “…no?” “YEAH. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT.”

Basically I want Clint to be like this

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